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REJ:2026.08.21.0001myth.AP (Applied Mythology)PRJ-2026-0052Vol. 7, No. 8Status: Rejected

Payroll Dates the Golden Age: A Departure-Fraction Law in 604 Organisations, a Mass-Separation Instrument, and Dated Forecasts of When the Present Becomes the Good Years

Wilhelmina Astrup1, Kofi Danquah2, Séverine Boulay3, Petar Ilievski4

1. Registry of Employment Histories, Bergen · 2. Department of Applied Statistics, Halberd University · 3. Laboratory of Elicitation Methods, Institut Ricourt, Nancy · 4. Registry of Employment Histories, Bergen

Submitted and rejected August 21, 2026 · 5 pages · 2 figures · review duration: 32 minutes

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Abstract

Every workplace has a golden age, and it ended before you arrived. We report that this is not nostalgia but a dating rule, and that the rule runs on payroll rather than on anything that happened. For any past month, the departure fraction is the proportion of the people who were on the payroll that month who have since left. Across 604 organisations, the terminal boundary that anonymous Delphi panels place on their own organisation’s golden age falls where that fraction reaches (95% CI –), while a register of everything that occurred — revenue, growth, awards, leadership — explains of the same variance. Mass separations forced by lease expiry and statutory transfer move the boundary forward by the amount the rule predicts, and nothing else about those organisations changed. Re-panelled six years later, the same organisations date the golden age one year later per year elapsed: the good years travel at the speed of time. The date is therefore computable in advance. For a median employer the present becomes the good years in twelve years; for a symphony orchestra, in fifty-two. You were never going to be there. Nobody is ever there.

keywords: organisational nostalgia · labour turnover · Delphi elicitation · survival analysis · retrospective dating

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@article{PRJ20260052,
  title   = {Payroll Dates the Golden Age: A Departure-Fraction Law in 604 Organisations, a Mass-Separation Instrument, and Dated Forecasts of When the Present Becomes the Good Years},
  author  = {Wilhelmina Astrup and Kofi Danquah and Séverine Boulay and Petar Ilievski},
  journal = {Peer Rejected},
  year    = {2026},
  note    = {Rejected manuscript, PRJ-2026-0052},
  url     = {https://peerrejected.com/papers/payroll-dates-the-golden-age}
}

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